ruin my lunch why doncha

yesterday i was so fucking hungry didnt eat a thing all day finally i bought a delicious tuna melt from the school cafeteria then off i was to the health summit meeting. obviously when i came in it was late and all the good seats were taken thus i had to resort to sitting to some massive= tall white guy with a bad case of body odor. as i was unwrapping my sandwich my mouth was watering for just one bite and my stomach grumbling. the paper covering was making so much noise in the coference that i had to put it down. the guy next to me wrote me a note saying "r u gonna eat that or just use it as a paper weight?" i thought to myself fuck you this is my sanggwishhh!! anyhoo i responded back to his note by writing i was gonna eat it but it was too noisy. he wrote back turkey?? i responded tuna melt. then as i was finally about to take a bite he lifted his arms as high as the heavens. i got a huge wiff that my face quivered and the odor mingled with the smell of my delicious sandwich. i no longer wanted a bite. ruin my lunch why doncha.